Thursday, 9 August 2012

Aaaah ze Germans

Aah ze Germans

After a grueling 6 hour train ride into Berlin from Amsterdam, and 3 separate train crossings, we made it to Berlin Hbf (Hauptbahnhof), and needless to say we were pretty tired from the incessant train swopping and the need to listen very carefully to what the instructor was saying. During our train-ride we changed seats no less than 5 times, primarily because we had absolutely no understanding of how the train network in Germany works, as well as our seats being taken up by some stubborn Germans. After marveling at the country-side for 6 hours, the scenery becomes very drab and monotonous. We could see we were approaching Berlin because high rise buildings were becoming frequent, and people inside the train were stirring in order to jockey for a better position when required to exit the train. In case you have never done the train or ferry system in Europe, it is pure insanity. People push and pull in order to get on whatever vehicle there is, and there is no age limit for this sort of behavior as I learnt the hard way in Italy after nearly being thrown off the boarding plank by an 80 year old granny carrying a dog.

After quite a busy time in Amsterdam, we unanimously voted in favor of having a chilled time in Berlin and a relatively chilled time in Munich. We arrived at the Hbf and quickly took to searching for a taxi in order to get to our hotel. Our hotel was a few kms from the station and this allowed for us to drive straight through what would seem to be the center of Berlin, although the taxi driver claimed there was no such centre rather hubs of activity, I personally think he got a shipment of the green stuff from Amsterdam prior to us hopping into the taxi.

We drove straight through Berlins main attractions and one that sticks out is the Tiergarten in central Berlin. It is very similar to Hyde Park or Central Park, huge open spaces filled with trees and people taking their dogs for a walk. Another thing I loved about Berlin was that it felt safe, like we could be in any area at anytime of the day or night and we would emerge unscathed.

We arrived at our hotel, Precise Casa Berlin, and I cannot imagine it being in a better location. We were a 50m walk from the main road in Berlin, and in main road I mean the best road for shopping for Alice and eating for me. The road was called Schluterstrasse, and I highly recommend you visit this neighborhood of Berlin should you find yourself in the city. After the 6 hour train ride, we were both pretty tired and hungry so first port of call was getting some food into the Belly, and we found a local cafe just 200m down the road, I asked for the specialty and was served one of the best pastas of my life, it was a fettucine pasta with porcini mushrooms, onion and fillet steak strips. I am still trying to find a restaurant that rivals this dish, so far I am unsuccessful. Whilst in Berlin we visited this huge shopping centre called KaDeWe which is like a Harrods, minus the pretentiousness. KaDeWe was about a 2km walk from our hotel, and along the way there were all kinds of shops, so the 2km walk took about 2 hours. We eventually got there, and had a pretty substantial look around. The main attraction of the place was the foodhall so it was pretty hard peeling myself away from this area.

Seeming we were in Germany, and Alice’s ancestry, we made our way to the holocaust memorials, and what seemed at first to be just hundreds of cement blocks, became meaningful after reading a synopsis of what the memorial represents. The memorial is also just 100m from the Brandenburg gate which is an arc de triomphe type building, which also follows along an incredible avenue to the Berlin Victory Statue.


After the Brandenburg gate, we took a stroll through the tiergarten, where Alice went in search of dogs that would resemble her fluffy companions back at home. She really misses her dogs and cat, Jessie, Cassie and Louis, so she seizes an opportunity she is given. People in Europe are really protective over their animals so over the travels it has resulted in some proud owners acknowledging their pets as well as some protective owners thinking Alice is some sort of animal thief.

My most memorable part of Berlin would be the Bier-bike, which is an 8-man mobile bar, it requires 8 people plus a barman, and whilst you sit at the bar and sip on your beer, you peddle, and the barman steers you around Berlin in this piece of engineering genius. I first heard of it from Rob Draper and Grace Hampshire, and would not relent until I witnessed this marvel for myself.


 If you find yourself in Berlin with some mates, be sure to visit www.bierbike.de, and you will go on a drinking tour like no other.

After saying goodbye to Berlin, I reflected on how beautiful the city was, and I would highly recommend it to anyone. It has something for everyone, and I will definitely be returning to the city.

We boarded a plane from Berlin to Munich and after a quick hope to Munich, we arrived in a city famed for the Oktoberfest, and you can feel the spirit as well as drinking culture once you arrive.

We stayed at a Hotel, Kings First Class, and it was perfect for our short stay in the city, if anything it was maybe a little far from the central attractions of Munich.

Whilst in Munich we made our way to the Marienplatz which is a huge square with an unbelievable cathedral, and is always home to good restaurants albeit pretty expensive, as well as toursist, lots and lots of tourists. You can always pick up the Americans in a crowd because 9/10 they are the ones making the most noise. After some sight seeing on day 1, we headed off to a local beer garden where I enjoyed my first Munich beer garden, and I quietly took in the occasion as well as the road we have been on in getting here.






First mini-beer garden.

On Day 2 we did some more sightseeing, and Alice even suggested we take a Munich City sightseeing bus, and although there were hundreds of the busses on the streets we couldnt find a bus stop for them. Alas, we made our way to a little market where Alices love for fruit clouded her judgement, and after gathering a punnet of what must have been 200-300 grams of cherries, she approached the counter where she was charged 20 euros for some red balls of fruit. To her astonishment she found herself paying the full price, and when questioned why she said “I felt too bad, and I couldnt say I didnt want them anymore... I got embarrassed”. I think her father needs to give her some tips in the art of bargaining.

After the fruit market, we headed back to the hotel to freshen up for a restaurant that I was referred to by a friend Henning Rehder, a Munich local. The restaurant was called Las Olas, and is a tapas restaurant with a difference. The entire experience is orchestrated by iPad, your order everything from the ipad, and if you cant decide on a wine from the ipad, you take a walk over to the immense wine bar, which is at your disposal. You swipe your key card at the wine of your choice and it shoots out a sample of the wine. If you like the wine, you request a full glass. This restaurant, to me, is headed in the right direction. The waiters were there solely for the purpose of delivering your meal and providing a human presence. The food at this restaurant was unbelievable, I order 5 dished and each one was unbelievable, not to mention the high caliber of wine that was tried.

Ally on the iPad, ordering away at my dismay.

My lasagna.

The iPad/ menu at Las Olas.

This was also a perfect restaurant for Alice, because the iPad provided entertainment as well as a synopsis of each meal, as well as a picture of the meal you can expect. It was a culinary master-stroke by the owners, and I suggest this restaurant to anyone who visits Munich. My lasagna was one of the better ones I have experienced, ever!

Along our journey, we realised that we needed to culture ourselves and once again get perspective on how fortunate we are to be experiencing the world, and at this stage Munich. That being said, we headed to Dachau, which was one of the main concentration camps during World War 2, and the impact that the holocaust had on those affected by it.

We caught the train to Dachau, which is actually a little town about 20 mins out from Munich, and when we arrived the full impact hit us. The town is full of WW2 memorials and memorabilia, and on the bus we could sense we were approaching the grounds of something very ominous. Upon arrival you are greeted by a flurry of tourists, and after wading through the masses we arrived at the info counter where we purchased listening aides that were there in order to guide us through the property.


The Jewish memorial. No disrespect, but I personally felt that they deserved something more substantial. Perhaps there is a meaning I am missing, but considering the history of these camps I thought that the camp would have something more meaningful.



These rectangular objects represent the 10X100m boarding establishments within the camp.

What a haunted ground, it was barren and desolate as it was hot. It makes you realize the harsh circumstances that these humans were put through. We went through the museum and I could see Alice slowly slinking into a darker place. The concentration camp was especially hard for her because she has family as well as knows people who were at this camp or camps very similar to this. We walked the barren pathways in search of shade from the relentless sun, and it make you realize that in mind of everything, we are experiencing a tiny, minuscule fraction of what they experienced and we couldnt even cope.

We went through the sleeping/boarding establishments and the bunks that housed dozens of jewish people were still erect, and served as a stalk reminder of the hardships that they endured even when sleeping. We visited the jewish and christian memorials, and it was harrowing to realize that the jewish memorial was the smallest of the lot. Onwards we pressed into the hardest location of the camp, the first gas chamber as well as the crematorium. This was Alice’s hardest location and one that haunted us even after we had left.

We both felt the need to give the camp a once over, and then leave this place. Not out of lack of respect, but because we were both so emotionally disturbed that we could absorb no more.

Once we got back to Munich, we tried to lift our spirits by visiting the Hofbrauhaus, as I knew this would be the only location that would lift my spirits. It certainly did, I had one or two streins of their finest ale, and after fitting in a meal at a local restaurant, we pressed back to the hotel for an early departure to Italy.



Hofbrauhaus




Looking back on our time in Germany, it was an incredible place. Steeped in history, both good and bad, and we are the better for it. If we had a choice, we wouldve pressed on to Hamburg, but Italy awaits, and so does the experience.






Thursday, 2 August 2012

Shmoke and a Pancake

 Firstly, apologies for not being on time with these blog posts, we are traveling and as such there is very limited internet connectivity as well as limited chill time, which is what traveling is about I suppose. Its funny how you appreciate the little things so much more when they are not readily there, internet, fresh washing and clothes, and mainly FOOD are things that are now greatly appreciated. Since we last spoke we have scoured the streets of Amsterdam and its Red Light District where we picked up an unlikely tourist, trained it to Berlin albeit nearly missed all the connecting trains, perused  through Munich and pushed and shoved our way through into Southern Italy where we are currently.


Amsterdam...

We arrived on 14th July and after smoking our first joint of weed we blacked out until we left on the 18th. The End.

Just Kidding. Contrary to popular belief, no weed or hallucinogenic was inhaled, swallowed or administered.

Amsterdam was the jolt we needed for us to realize that we were now, officially, on our own and on our way into a world that we had seen from behind very rose-tinted glasses. Europe is an interesting place, firstly the arrival gates are shared with the departure gates, so there is just a flurry of people coming and going. We were collecting our baggage when I recognized a familiar face, one I last saw in the nightlife of Cape Town. I identify Anthony Jacobs, a friend from Cape Town who I studied with at UCT, and shortly after saying hello he introduces myself and Alice to an Aussie guy Stephen Dash, who coincidentally is from Sydney and knows my cousins. This world is too small, we came traveling so we wouldn’t know anyone, but nevertheless the company was welcome. After exchanging details after a very interesting train ride to the central station, we head off in our separate directions with the intentions of meeting up once more.

We arrive at our Hotel, drop our bags, unpack, and all of a sudden we remember that we are starving, what we failed to remember is that this is Europe and it is frighteningly expensive, especially to a South African. We made our way to Rembrandt Square which was a short walk from our hotel, and were fortunate to experience a full blown Saturday experience in Amsterdam, with all the bars full, and I mean all the bars (weed included). The Ireland X-Factor winner was playing in the square, and he was accompanied by a fat welsh-man in red spandex who ,I can only assume, was on his bachelors party otherwise there is no excuse in the world good enough to make up for the way he was behaving.

So after some laughs and a horrific first bill of 30 euros for two bowls of soup and a Heineken, we slink back to our hotel all of a sudden very aware and somewhat afraid of how expensive this traveling experience could be. Sunday morning we wake up to a beautiful European summers day, oh wait, thats what it was supposed to be, instead we were greeted by rain and a very gloomy looking forecast. We decide it would be best to visit the local flower market (can’t believe I am publicly stating I went to a flower market).



The rain continued and the necessity to get some hydro-phobic attire was increasing by the second, I opted for a hand yellow rain coat that I still have with us, and Alice unfortunately opted for what seemed to be a black umbrella. Only after making the purchase and getting onto the streets did she realize she had made the incredible purchase of a unique to Amsterdam Umbrella.




After a long day of trying to get our bearings around Amsterdam, some car and bicycle dodging, we retired to a local Italian restaurant where I had one of the best lasagne’s (outside of home), I have ever had as well as some freshly brewed Heineken Draught, and Alice asked for a large Coke so she also got a draught sized Coca-Cola.




Day 3 in Amsterdam, and we figured we needed to find out the inner details of this city, so we called up none other than our friend from the airport, Mr Anthony Jacobs. He assured us that he had already been to the Red Light District a few times and by now he knew his way around... not sure if thats a good or bad thing?
We met up at Rembrandt Square and slowly made our way to the Red Light District, and along the way we found a store that provoked Alice into her first purchase of the trip, as well as encouraged Ant to take some ‘free’ samples of the sweets. The shop was aptly named Party Pills and Alice did not want to leave.



After roaming the Red Light District and seeing some very unsavory characters both in-front of and behind the glass doors, we once again said our farewells with the intentions of meeting up again tomorrow to have one final look around the district. Day 4 and we figured we needed some culture in our lives as all we had been doing was shopping on Alice’s behalf and drinking on mine. We decided on a tour around the historic canals of Amsterdam, and considering the boats were protected from the rain we figured this our best and most likely means of seeing the complete city, not to mention the fact that the Heineken Factory was right next to the departure terminal of the canal boat.



The canal tour was very interesting and along the way we found a building that had become home to 4000 bicycles that are now ownerless. Fortunately for us the day started off slowly and the canal tour was leisurely, because that night we met up with Anthony, Stephen and Janneke, a friend of Stephens. After a very substantial amount of drinking, and some chinese food, we ended up at a local pub in Amsterdam where we settled down and made the best of fresh Heineken.



So on the 17th July, our Amsterdam trip was coming to an end, on the day before leaving we woke up with a slightly alcohol related hangover, but we were determined to soak up the city one last time. We figured another unique way to accomplish this would be to see the city firmly planted on the seat of a bicycle. Please bear in mind that I am not a renowned cyclist and Alice at times is a little clumsy, so I had my reservations. The main reason behind cycling through the city was to end up at Anne Frank’s House, and this was about a 10km round trip. The first km was basically us trying to find our balance and shaking off the effects of the alcohol from the night before. Oddly enough this was my favourite part of Amsterdam, cruising around the streets with very little knowledge of where we were actually going. We finally made it to Anne Frank’s House and we were greeted my a line of about 500m, so we took some pictures, sneaked a peak inside, remounted our bikes and headed back to the hotel and shopping district to get a few bites to eat before the mammoth 6 hour train ride to Berlin the following morning. I also managed to sneak a lasagna in from the Italian Restaurant I mentioned earlier.

18th July, we awoke to another gloomy day, and quickly showered and got ready for our long train ride. I made my way downstairs to check-out while Alice shop off to a local supermarket to get some goods for the train ride. You would think that after spending 4 nights in Amsterdam we wouldve picked up on the language, yet what I failed to realize was that because we booked on a German website, all the information was in dutch. This resulted in us being stuck on the platform at 10:55 waiting for our train that was supposed to arrive at 10:50 for departure at 10:58. Alice mentioned something and then all of a sudden, all the world felt like it was crashing down. We were on the wrong platform. The adrenalin started to kick in, and we flew down the first flight of stairs, ran under at least 4 different platforms before arriving on platform 8 where our train was readying for departure. One problem. Alice was still lugging our luggage up the stairs, and the train was closing its doors. The conductors whistle blew and after frantically trying to gather his attention I made one last attempt to get Alice and i on the train. I jumped down the stairs, wrestled the bag from Ally, threw it up the stairs and into the train, shortly followed by an our of breath Alice. We had made our first train by the skin of our teeth. This exact sequence nearly unfolded again at our first train swap, and after pushing some scandinavians through the doors of a train I think they didnt want, we were on our way once again.

Onwards to Berlin. I will try post the next post fairly soon as I am getting behind track on these things.